Wednesday, January 28, 2009
chem fun!
mahalaga! hindi ako ang nagkolekta ng lahat ng ito, galing to sa multiply site ni louise, dito
"Mother, have you seen a molecule?"
"No, daughter. Have you?"
"Yes mother. Do you know that your diamonds are large molecules?"
"Wow, daughter! I didn't know that! You must be learning a lot from school! Who's your teacher? Bless him! He must be a great teacher!"
(ganyan daw dapat ang sabihin namin sa mga nanay namin pag-uwi namin)
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"Brother, do you know how you can write in a piece of paper using your pencil?"
"(*nose bleeds*) No, sister."
"Brother, you see, when you write using your pencil, you shed of a layer of sp2 hybrids of carbon in graphite."
"(*drops dead, only to wake up five minutes later*)"
(after namin kwentuhan ang nanay namin tungkol sa diamonds, kulitin naman daw namin ang younger siblings namin)
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"You see, to be more stable, the molecules must have some space. The space must be maximized so the hydrogen bonds will be stronger. Just like in any relationship: when you give each other space, you become stronger, more stable."
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"You cannot learn what you cannot love. You must love first before you learn. However, you can love something you cannot learn. So class, you must love chemistry. You never know, it just might love you back!"
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"SILENCE!"
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Prof: You! What's your name?
Norvim: Norvim po.
Another classmate: Normilando po pangalan niya!
Prof: Wow, your name is so...contemporary.
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"Class, avoid eating barbeque! It contains benzoyl A pyrine. It sticks to your DNA, and then your DNA will undergo gene mutation. You will have cancer!"
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Prof: Kilala niyo si Princess Sarah? Yung sa channel 2? Kilala niyo si Peter? Si Peter naglilinis ng chimney.
Louise: Hindi kaya chimney nililinis niya! Bintana kaya!
Prof: Well, naglilinis din siya ng chimney! Anyway, ang mga naglilinis ng chimney dati ay nagkaka-cancer. Prone sila sa cancer.
Class: Ano pong cancer?
Prof: Cancer sa...scrotum. (*laughs*) A student asked me, "So sir, pano si Santa Claus?" I told him yeah, maybe he also has cancer of the scrotum. I don't know! (*laughs*)
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"You know the atoms, the closer they get to each other, the stronger their bonds are. It's even in written a song: 'The closer I get to touching you, the closer I get to loving you'. The closer they get together to touching each other, the closer they get to loving each other. You see class, that song is chemistry inspired! Maybe the singer is inspired by chemistry!"
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